A day in the life: Friday 9th November

Heard the best phrase ever: "Fuck you lamp and fuck you Jeff".

Discovered their are no images on google for "salami baguette dildos"

My son handed in homework with his invention 'The Vibrator".

There are bonus fly-buy points at liquorland all weekend.

I laughed so much that I foamed at the mouth, dry retched and suspected I was having a heart attack.

It was the best day ever.